Showing posts with label Famous Cocktails. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Famous Cocktails. Show all posts
Mai Tai
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- Bile
- Aeroplane fuel
Stronger than your average petrol for an automobile / truck / roadtrain, the only other known liquid to man to compare this cocktail to would be aeroplane / jumbo jet / concorde fuel.As you sip on it's poorly presented contents, you slowly start to feel your innards dissolve with its corrosive properties.
When ordering this cocktail the barkeep should make you sign a waiver saying he or she takes no responsibility for any health problems / loss of vital organs / death.
If you have a death wish, an infection with some funky bacteria growing inside of you, drink a Mai Tai.
This cocktail prepared by Crown Casino gets an overall rating of 1 out of 5.
However I tried one on a recent trip to Thailand and it was delicious, and I would have given it a rating of 3 out of 5.
Posted by Michele
The Cosmopolitan (Round One)
This was one of the very first cocktails we tried a few years back. I'm tempted to try another one from a reputable cocktail bar. This is the review I typed up shortly after.
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Looks very sophisticated and tastes like antiseptic.
May you be warned; the cocktail of choice most probably made famous by one of my favourite TV shows "Sex & the City", the Cosmopolitan is infact a lethal, horrible drink that one should never indulge in!
May you be warned; the cocktail of choice most probably made famous by one of my favourite TV shows "Sex & the City", the Cosmopolitan is infact a lethal, horrible drink that one should never indulge in!I had always wanted to try a Cosmopolitan ever since i saw them on Sex & The City. OHHHHH what a let down that was!
How can one describe the tastes we were left with after trying a Cosmopolitan? LET ALONE the after taste!!
Some of the tastes we came up to describe it were: Cow's anus, Listerine, Morning Fresh washing liquid, Bleach, and the list goes on..... I'm thinking if i was going to get food poisoning from my burger earlier that evening, this cocktail would have KILLED any germs that were living inside of me!
You know when you take a sip of something and you have a werid body twitch when it goes down..... yah, you'll be doing that non-stop when you drink a Cosmopolitan. It's FINE if you don't inhale whilst drinking it, but other than that your basically screwed if you want to look cool whilst drinking this stylish cocktail.
So, Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte and Samatha; I don't know how you do it, but all i can say is, your Cosmopolitans must have been substituted for Ribena or just plain cranberry juice cos the cocktail is just ... there are no words! THEY ARE FERAL!! DON'T EVER HAVE ONE!!
Posted by Shellie
Posted by Shellie
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