Mai Tai

- adjective
  1. Bile
  2. Aeroplane fuel
Ladies and Gentleman, may I introduce the Mai Tai, certainly not a tie you will be buying or wearing anytime soon if you listen to me carefully!

Stronger than your average petrol for an automobile / truck / roadtrain, the only other known liquid to man to compare this cocktail to would be aeroplane / jumbo jet / concorde fuel.

As you sip on it's poorly presented contents, you slowly start to feel your innards dissolve with its
corrosive properties.

When ordering this cocktail the barkeep should make you sign a waiver saying he or she takes no responsibility for any health problems / loss of vital organs / death.
If you have a death wish, an infection with some funky bacteria growing inside of you, drink a Mai Tai.

This cocktail prepared by Crown Casino gets an overall rating of 1 out of 5.

However I tried one on a recent trip to Thailand and it was delicious, and I would have given it a rating of 3 out of 5.

Posted by Michele


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